can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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