I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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