You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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