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Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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