i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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