she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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