I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
its liver damage thursday
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