we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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