Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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