You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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