Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Randomize
