im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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