i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
