i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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