There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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