she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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