when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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