I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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