kristin has been a bad kristin
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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