He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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