Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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