Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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