So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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