I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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