Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
