That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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