why didn't you poke me back
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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