Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I understand Curling. That high.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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