I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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