after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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