OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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