Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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