is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
She's the barista slut.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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