Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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