did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
