I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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