Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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