But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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