A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Too much gin, very little bucket
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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