So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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