Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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