To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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