She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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