i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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