the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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