They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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