My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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