I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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