All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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