Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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