Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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