I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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