what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Randomize
