Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
