Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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