do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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