Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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