I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Randomize
