so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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