The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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